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Mike Kane called me on Wednesday night to say he’d bought tickets, was dateless, and since I was the designer of his shortlisted site, we were going to the Digital Media Awards. On Friday.

Far from being excited, I was deeply irritated. Because here’s the thing: if you’re a woman, you can’t just get a buzz cut and turn up in a penguin suit. Black tie events require Herculean amounts of effort, and I now had one day – Thursday – to do all of the following:

  • Buy a frock
  • Buy a dress bag for said frock
  • Buy shoes
  • Buy a wrap
  • Get a haircut
  • Get my nails done
  • Unpack 16 boxes to find my grown up coat
  • Remember how to put on make-up

Also, I hate this shit because I do not have a magical fairy godmother, and there’s always a very real danger that unless the shopping gods are on my side, I’ll arrive at the ball looking like a Teletubby wrapped in tulle.

Luckily, the stars aligned and Debenham’s had the perfect frock, the haircut doesn’t suck, and the shoes are truly ace.

Now I’m excited. I don’t even care if we win.

  
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   13 Feb 2009 | In: Domesticities |

2 Responses to “Balls”

  1. Steph:

    I’ve often threatened to grease back my hair & turn up in a penguin suit just to avoid the hassle & utter pain of looking presentable. Enjoy the night!

  2. Catherine Wilson:

    You are gorgeous, have a ball.

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