Comments on: Searchles: Artles, Tactles and Clueles http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/ Web Design * Development * Marketing Ireland Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:46:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: The Sexy Pedestrian http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1474 The Sexy Pedestrian Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:16:18 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1474 "Thanks everyone for the comments. I take all of it as compliments - even the “F” ones." This is hilarious. “Thanks everyone for the comments. I take all of it as compliments – even the “F” ones.”

This is hilarious.

]]> By: Suzy Byrne http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1473 Suzy Byrne Wed, 11 Feb 2009 11:51:26 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1473 Elias emailed lots of irish bloggers again last night... Currently looking for song titles which include searching for ones brain for my next dedication to him. Elias emailed lots of irish bloggers again last night…

Currently looking for song titles which include searching for ones brain for my next dedication to him.

]]> By: Pat Phelan http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1472 Pat Phelan Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:37:13 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1472 It hasn't put oul Elias off Got another mail from him yesterday, he got my usual PFO by reply It hasn’t put oul Elias off
Got another mail from him yesterday, he got my usual PFO by reply

]]> By: Jennifer Farley http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1471 Jennifer Farley Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:59:53 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1471 Something kind of Charles Dickens-esque about the name Elias Shams isn't there? "Elias saw the headmaster old Mr Pinchfist Fuzzychaps and wished he could run away from the worst school for orphans, St. Bastards." Something kind of Charles Dickens-esque about the name Elias Shams isn’t there?

“Elias saw the headmaster old Mr Pinchfist Fuzzychaps and wished he could run away from the worst school for orphans, St. Bastards.”

]]> By: Dave Concannon http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1470 Dave Concannon Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:43:39 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1470 Elias, As you seem to be slightly at odds with your own first language I'll oblige you with a definition of your own last name: Sham: fake: something that is a counterfeit; not what it seems to be imposter: a person who makes deceitful pretenses assumed: adopted in order to deceive; Ironic, no? Elias,
As you seem to be slightly at odds with your own first language I’ll oblige you with a definition of your own last name:

Sham:
fake: something that is a counterfeit; not what it seems to be
imposter: a person who makes deceitful pretenses
assumed: adopted in order to deceive;

Ironic, no?

]]> By: Elias D Caveman http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1469 Elias D Caveman Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:42:40 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1469 By the way, why are u guys picking on my name? My Mom loves it. Besides, I am living in a country with a president names Barak Hussien Obama, and u think my name is strange. U guys need to travel more :-) By the way, why are u guys picking on my name? My Mom loves it. Besides, I am living in a country with a president names Barak Hussien Obama, and u think my name is strange. U guys need to travel more :-)

]]> By: Elias D Caveman http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1468 Elias D Caveman Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:40:47 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1468 Wow! Such angry crowd. Easy guys. Thanks everyone for the comments. I take all of it as compliments - even the "F" ones. Now that you all gave it me, would you at least take a look at my Discovery widget please? Come on, with all that F words each one of you used on me, the least you can do, take a look at my discovery widget. It is for your own good. Take my word for it. It is plug and play. You don't like it, u can easily unplug it. Cheers Wow! Such angry crowd. Easy guys. Thanks everyone for the comments. I take all of it as compliments – even the “F” ones. Now that you all gave it me, would you at least take a look at my Discovery widget please? Come on, with all that F words each one of you used on me, the least you can do, take a look at my discovery widget. It is for your own good. Take my word for it. It is plug and play. You don’t like it, u can easily unplug it. Cheers

]]> By: dumbfounder http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1467 dumbfounder Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:40:32 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1467 I work with Elias at Searchles and I can tell you that his first language isn't English, so he has an excuse there. Of course, I am pretty sure his grammar is just as bad in his native language, that's just who he is. "then start annoying the crap out of his upstream" I wish I knew what that meant so I could use it context sometime. John, if you want to get laid (as Elias always does, even with women thousands of miles away), it is probably best that women don't think you're gay. I don't think that's homophobic, I think it's just practical. I work with Elias at Searchles and I can tell you that his first language isn’t English, so he has an excuse there. Of course, I am pretty sure his grammar is just as bad in his native language, that’s just who he is.

“then start annoying the crap out of his upstream”
I wish I knew what that meant so I could use it context sometime.

John, if you want to get laid (as Elias always does, even with women thousands of miles away), it is probably best that women don’t think you’re gay. I don’t think that’s homophobic, I think it’s just practical.

]]> By: Sabrina Dent http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1466 Sabrina Dent Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:04:40 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1466 Oh COME ON. When you get an email from someone named Alias Sham, how can you *not* write a blog post about it? Really, though, I write these posts because I think they're instructive object lessons. While yeah, a lot of us would have hit the delete button on any unsolicited email, I honestly, truly deeply believe that a handful would actually have been interested in this company if they pitch had been half as long and ten times better written. Elias, you can make jokes and type like you're a 12 year old sending text messages all you like, but you're missing the point here. We are your target market, and we're giving you free feedback and priceless experiential marketing advice here. We're telling you that your pitch and your pitching method sucks. You can blow that off it makes you feel better, but here's a tip: Most people's pitches stimulate readers to take a look and make a decision about your product. YOUR pitches stimulate people to email you back and ask you what the fuck you're on about, and then write angry blog posts about your company. That is not a good return on your investment. Oh COME ON. When you get an email from someone named Alias Sham, how can you *not* write a blog post about it?

Really, though, I write these posts because I think they’re instructive object lessons. While yeah, a lot of us would have hit the delete button on any unsolicited email, I honestly, truly deeply believe that a handful would actually have been interested in this company if they pitch had been half as long and ten times better written.

Elias, you can make jokes and type like you’re a 12 year old sending text messages all you like, but you’re missing the point here.

We are your target market, and we’re giving you free feedback and priceless experiential marketing advice here. We’re telling you that your pitch and your pitching method sucks. You can blow that off it makes you feel better, but here’s a tip:

Most people’s pitches stimulate readers to take a look and make a decision about your product. YOUR pitches stimulate people to email you back and ask you what the fuck you’re on about, and then write angry blog posts about your company.

That is not a good return on your investment.

]]> By: Michael Kane http://www.sabrinadent.com/2009/02/05/searchles-artles-tactles-and-clueles/#comment-1465 Michael Kane Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:53:50 +0000 http://www.sabrinadent.com/?p=959#comment-1465 I think I've just woken three kids and an angry wife with a very loud guffaw at John's epitaph there. This is priceless. I too was spammed by the clueles/fuckwit/homophobe/moron but within half a second my spam alarm had me hitting the delete button. By the time I got to Sexy's comment I was about to pitch in on why you were giving this knob-end the brain-time let alone the air-time. But oh no. Big hole. Get handed a shovel. Hand it back for a mini-digger. He's like something off Little Britain. Priceless. Absolutely fucking priceless. I think I’ve just woken three kids and an angry wife with a very loud guffaw at John’s epitaph there.
This is priceless.
I too was spammed by the clueles/fuckwit/homophobe/moron but within half a second my spam alarm had me hitting the delete button.
By the time I got to Sexy’s comment I was about to pitch in on why you were giving this knob-end the brain-time let alone the air-time.
But oh no. Big hole. Get handed a shovel. Hand it back for a mini-digger.
He’s like something off Little Britain.
Priceless. Absolutely fucking priceless.

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